Fenquambap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient coyote.

Fenquambap created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenquambap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenquambap, it will turn you into a plant.

Fenquambap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fenquambap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your back white.