Fadvinlag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate cat.

Fadvinlag created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvinlag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadvinlag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadvinlag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fadvinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing orange shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your hands.

2. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat grapes.