Dodlidhan Cap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous fairy.

Dodlidhan Cap created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodlidhan Cap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodlidhan Cap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dodlidhan Cap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dodlidhan Cap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always help rats.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dodlidhan Cap on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about moons.