Wegfuthub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable gnu.

Wegfuthub created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegfuthub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegfuthub, she will not invite you to parties.

Wegfuthub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wegfuthub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.