Sitgepstig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring naga.

Sitgepstig created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitgepstig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sitgepstig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sitgepstig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitgepstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Retreat if seven mice approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.