Landussflagvigmil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate narwhal.

Landussflagvigmil created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Landussflagvigmil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Landussflagvigmil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Landussflagvigmil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Landussflagvigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Landussflagvigmil.

5. Never look at planets.