Dagmadneg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive elephant.

Dagmadneg created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmadneg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagmadneg, he will turn you into a duck.

Dagmadneg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dagmadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.