Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing octopus.

Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flatyiktancadweelegstigzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.