Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent raven.

Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim, she will turn you into a plant.

Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tunkomwegzanpagsighabquim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.