Pigcitmat is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent
fish.
Pigcitmat created the Sun six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pigcitmat, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Pigcitmat, she will destroy your home solar system.
Pigcitmat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Pigcitmat's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
2. You must never eat gooseberries.
3. Never hurt tortoises.
4. Never write about archaea.
5. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing fawn boots.