Honjipzag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying bat.

Honjipzag created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Honjipzag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honjipzag, she will turn you into a plant.

Honjipzag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Honjipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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