Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical warg.

Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never mention voles.

4. You must pray to Pibstipcadsandumtamrandan seven times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.