Fadwigdun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless squirrel.

Fadwigdun created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwigdun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadwigdun, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fadwigdun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fadwigdun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fadwigdun.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Hide if eight badgers approach from the south.

5. Always help otters.