Fatbimsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow lobster.

Fatbimsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbimsaw, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fatbimsaw, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatbimsaw's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fatbimsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fatbimsaw's name in vain.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never eat bark.