Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking bat.

Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig, she will destroy your home planet.

Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bifkartap Bifkiping Mantantipvedtipbunkimfig in the centre of the settlement.
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