Hadvilbissxuck is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, fast
donkey.
Hadvilbissxuck created the universe four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadvilbissxuck, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Hadvilbissxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Hadvilbissxuck's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Hadvilbissxuck's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Never paint your arms blue.