Yokrillban is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever fly.

Yokrillban created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokrillban, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yokrillban, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yokrillban's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yokrillban's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokrillban first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed corn to shrews while wearing trousers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.