Yokrillban is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, clever
fly.
Yokrillban created snails two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yokrillban, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yokrillban, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Yokrillban's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Yokrillban's Holy Commandments1. Put Yokrillban first in all things.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never feed corn to shrews while wearing trousers.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.