Linbossmonbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous cobra.

Linbossmonbess created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linbossmonbess, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Linbossmonbess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Linbossmonbess' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Linbossmonbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. You must love Linbossmonbess.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.