Saktikfly is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous
wyvern.
Saktikfly created everything that exists nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Saktikfly, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Saktikfly, he will come to you in dreams.
Saktikfly's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Saktikfly's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
3. Never write about archaea.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never leap in holy places.