Pibbinhap Ligbusgat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate
chicken.
Pibbinhap Ligbusgat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibbinhap Ligbusgat, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Pibbinhap Ligbusgat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Pibbinhap Ligbusgat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Pibbinhap Ligbusgat's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry voles.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Worship no other gods but Pibbinhap Ligbusgat.
5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pibbinhap Ligbusgat in the centre of the settlement.