Dunquaffab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental
cow.
Dunquaffab created oxygen six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dunquaffab, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dunquaffab, he will turn you into a rat.
Dunquaffab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Dunquaffab's Holy Commandments1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Dunquaffab on top of important buildings.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dunquaffab on top of all buildings.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics.