Yarptuntom is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage
zebra.
Yarptuntom created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarptuntom, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yarptuntom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Yarptuntom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Yarptuntom's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarptuntom.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yarptuntom on top of all buildings.
4. You must love Yarptuntom.
5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Yarptuntom on top of important buildings.