Stertitbud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident elephant.

Stertitbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertitbud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stertitbud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stertitbud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stertitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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