Gublabbam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous squid.

Gublabbam created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gublabbam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gublabbam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gublabbam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gublabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Gublabbam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Gublabbam on top of important buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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