Dusszodbed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast elephant.

Dusszodbed created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dusszodbed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dusszodbed, it will turn you into a tree.

Dusszodbed's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dusszodbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.