Lunvenfomxemzog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest porpoise.

Lunvenfomxemzog created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Lunvenfomxemzog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunvenfomxemzog, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lunvenfomxemzog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lunvenfomxemzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of swans.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.