Sidtimlad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair bat.

Sidtimlad created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtimlad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidtimlad, it will turn you into a worm.

Sidtimlad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sidtimlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Sidtimlad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Sidtimlad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not shave your chest.