Bidbonkhad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud bat.

Bidbonkhad created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbonkhad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidbonkhad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bidbonkhad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bidbonkhad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear brown shirts.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bidbonkhad in the centre of the settlement.