Bumbestlib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Bumbestlib created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbestlib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumbestlib, it will remove you from existence.

Bumbestlib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bumbestlib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumbestlib.