Hugrow is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish weasel.

Hugrow created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugrow, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugrow, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hugrow's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hugrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never feed lots of melons to tapirs while wearing cyan trousers.

5. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing gray stockings and balancing three copper spheres on your back.