Sanlistkop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental gerbil.

Sanlistkop created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sanlistkop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sanlistkop, she will not invite you to parties.

Sanlistkop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sanlistkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.