Cadcudgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited crow.

Cadcudgom created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadcudgom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadcudgom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cadcudgom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cadcudgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.