Wikvol is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful skunk.

Wikvol created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wikvol, she will turn you into a slug.

Wikvol's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wikvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Wikvol's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about gravity.