Pangtamflat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet faun.

Pangtamflat created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtamflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pangtamflat, she will laugh at you.

Pangtamflat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pangtamflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never run near great tits.