Nuthatabgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever seal.

Nuthatabgat created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthatabgat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuthatabgat, it will turn you into a slug.

Nuthatabgat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nuthatabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuthatabgat.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not covet oxen.