Saskadgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful lobster.

Saskadgov created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saskadgov, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Saskadgov, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Saskadgov's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Saskadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.