Tabvagvil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering unicorn.

Tabvagvil created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Tabvagvil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabvagvil, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tabvagvil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tabvagvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tabvagvil on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always wear green.

4. Tabvagvil loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.