Yikpakcarlim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring aardvark.

Yikpakcarlim created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpakcarlim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikpakcarlim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yikpakcarlim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yikpakcarlim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Yikpakcarlim's priests.