Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad
is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous
coyote
.
Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad
created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad
, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad
, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad's
most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad's Holy Commandments
1. Never go into cyan rooms.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Omtafcubwadjathaknigcum Tigbarnvad on top of important buildings.
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