Yimgonbass is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong swan.

Yimgonbass created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgonbass, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yimgonbass, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yimgonbass' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yimgonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about optics near manatees while wearing violet ear rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Yimgonbass must be the most important thing in your life.