Jandubfas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient swan.

Jandubfas created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jandubfas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jandubfas, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jandubfas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jandubfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to mites while wearing pink shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Jandubfas seven times a day.

5. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.