Mumyakkem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient finch.

Mumyakkem created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumyakkem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mumyakkem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mumyakkem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mumyakkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumyakkem.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always wear white.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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