Kadsinnab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty dingo.

Kadsinnab created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsinnab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadsinnab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kadsinnab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kadsinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help goats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.