Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful
warg
.
Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon
created an up quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon
, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon
, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon's
most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon's Holy Commandments
1. Put Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon first in all things.
2. Do not wear yellow clothing.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not eat parsnips.
5. Worship no other gods but Bellneghaplamflatdanbetvon.
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