Xuckripciss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking bee.

Xuckripciss created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckripciss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuckripciss, he will turn you into a tree.

Xuckripciss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xuckripciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Xuckripciss on top of all buildings.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.