Gidrilcep is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, prudent
pigeon.
Gidrilcep created matter four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidrilcep, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gidrilcep, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Gidrilcep's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Gidrilcep's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat tomatoes.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never eat rice.
4. Never wear white coats.
5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.