Gidrilcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent pigeon.

Gidrilcep created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrilcep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidrilcep, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gidrilcep's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gidrilcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never wear white coats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.