Guphubxinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful capybara.

Guphubxinfot created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guphubxinfot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Guphubxinfot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Guphubxinfot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Guphubxinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Guphubxinfot loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing fawn shirts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your neck.