Ladgofwig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, able
alligator.
Ladgofwig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladgofwig, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ladgofwig, he will turn you into a plant.
Ladgofwig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Ladgofwig's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick mites.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never write about dwarf planets.
5. You must pray to Ladgofwig seven times a day.