Ladgofwig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able alligator.

Ladgofwig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgofwig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladgofwig, he will turn you into a plant.

Ladgofwig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ladgofwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. You must pray to Ladgofwig seven times a day.