Vagnarltap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy chicken.

Vagnarltap created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagnarltap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagnarltap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vagnarltap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vagnarltap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about dark matter near rats while wearing blue stockings.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.