Parkbigrag is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate
wyvern.
Parkbigrag created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parkbigrag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Parkbigrag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Parkbigrag's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Parkbigrag's Holy Commandments1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Parkbigrag on top of important buildings.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.
5. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.