Parkbigrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate wyvern.

Parkbigrag created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbigrag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkbigrag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Parkbigrag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Parkbigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Parkbigrag on top of important buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.